LIBERAL HYPOCRITE MICHELLE OBAMA - Princess Letizia of Spain, Carla Bruni of France and our first lady Michelle Obama Which one says we have to watch our fats?
FIRST LADY - Now available in wookie
BARBER SHOP MORALITY - Bush vs Obama
" STILL NOT PROUD OF HER COUNTRY? " - EVEN WITH A HEART ON HER SWEATER SHE CAN'T PUT HER HAND ON IT?'
AGNOSTICISM - The only true Religion.
GO GET EM' JOE -
PERCEPTIONS - Mrs Obama says, people paint the false image that "I’m some angry black woman". Now, where do you suppose people got that idea?
THANK YOU! -
MICHELLE OBAMA - First Lady of the Klingon Empire
OBAMA LEFTISTS -
Michelle Obama's war against Obesity -
MICHELLE MENTIONED SHOES AND A COFFEE TABLE - Now you know why.
MICHELLE OBAMA - Hippocrite.
WE'LL HELP YOU PACK -
LET'S MOVE! - Wide load, coming through!
NUTRITION EXPERT - One of these women claims to be one. And her husband claims to be an expert on even fewer qualifications.
LAST DAYS - At the rate we are going, they are coming soon.
Michelle Obama Plays Race Card AGAIN: Museums Are Only For White People -
THE FEAR OF CLOWNS -
MICHELLE : "THIS MAN DOESN'T TAKE A DAY OFF." - 11 weekends in a row that Obama has gone golfing.His 14th outing this year and the 72nd of his presidency.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN....!!!" - "....no vacations until November 7th!!!"
Where Will Hillary Go? -
$1200.00 SNEAKERS - Perfect for the soup kitchen
Moochelle & White House Hypocrisy -
ANGRY BLACK WOMAN - a picture is worth a thousand words
MICHELLE OBAMA: "AMERICA HAS GOT YOUR BACK." - Barack: "After tonight, there is no doubt. Thank you." (Michelle Obama's speech rated greatest speech ever given by a First Lady!)
OBAMA REFERS TO HIS WIFE AS 'MICHAEL' -
GEORGE WASHINGTON "BEHOLD WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE WHITE HOUSE" - Biggest looser: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!
LET THEM EAT CAKE -
IMAGINING - He's Kissing Reggie Love
FLOTUS SPEECH A 'GRAND SLAM'! - CNN: "The First Lady not hitting a home run, but probably a Grand Slam!" NBC: "Owned this in a way that no speaker owned the convention in Tampa." Fox News: "Perfect speech...Romney camp worried."
MICHELLE OBAMA'S SPEECH: KNOCK OUT PUNCH! - "There is a third power stronger than both, that of the women."~Muhammad Ali
FIRST LADY - Now available in PLUS sizes!
ONE FEEDS ON CHILDREN WHILE THE OTHER FEEDS ON FAST FOOD. YOU DECIDE WHICH IS WHICH. -
" WE BOTH HAVE OUR PERSONAL PLANE " - Bo Obama was supposed to be in Hawaii. Instead,he showed up at President Obama’s side Wednesday shopping for treats at PetSmart. Take that you 'fat cat' bankers !
SO YOU GET A VACATION HOW OFTEN??? - "Every three weeks...they don't call me MOOCH for nothing"
MAXINE WATERS - Wants the Tea Party to join her in a very special place. She must figure she's going to be very lonely there.
EAT AS I SAY - NOT AS I DO!
" HAVE AIRFORCE TWO - WILL TRAVEL " - First lady Michelle Obama announced that she will travel to South Africa, she - and her mom, and her daughters
AMERICAN TAXPAYERS - We are madder than hell and we are not going to take it anymore !!!
MICHELLE BACHMANN - She scares the hell outta Bat Boy.
" BARRYYYYYYYYYYYY.... WHO OR WHAT THE HELL IS POLITIFAKE !!!!!! -
OBAMA : ' I MARRIED CUTE MICHELLE TO IMPROVE MY GENE POOL ' -
MICHELLE OBAMA AND HER CHEESE SANDWICHES -
Kentucky Students to Moochelle -
I NOT TAKING AIR FORCE ONE !! - ...i want to get there 4 hours early I'll take my own $15,000/hr jet
A CORPORATE WIFE - Has she spent $10 Million on vacations in the last year?
MICHELLE OBAMA - begging for money while on a $4 million dollar vacation In your face shrinking middle class (we need the kids $3 lunch money)
FROM MICHELLE: THREE SOLID TIPS FOR LOOKING GOOD - 1.'Mix it up' - 2.'Wear what you love' 3.Don’t obsess about your clothes, be practical about them, and make the people around you your focus .
" OBAMA ECONOMICS EXPLAINED " - I basically let Michelle have 90% of what she wants.But, at a certain point, I have to say,'Give me my little 10 %.'
HELLO, DEMOCRATS? -
PRIORITIES - let them eat cake!
MICHELLE WILL PROPOSE A "ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET TAX" ? - Obama will propose a "Buffett Tax".
" TROUBLE IN PARADISE ? " - Obama Jobs Speech:Even Michelle lost faith? Unhappy? Dissatisfied? Dissapointed?
Once Upon A Time in South Africa -
HOWARD BEALE FOR PRESIDENT - 2016
" THEY TALK ABOUT ME LIKE A DOG HANDLER " - Obama Campaign Selling Dog Leashes That Say 'Barack's Best Friend'!
"You know you're Pro Communist, when....." -
One sees children as obese, the other sees children starving -
Michele and Barack plaque -
THE KISSING BANDIT! -
" WHY DOES THIS REMIND ME OF BARRY WRIGGLING OUT OF HIS PROMISES " -
$800,000 JUNKET - $10,000 a night hotels, $800,000 trip. Let the peasants eat cake! And you wonder why the U.S. is broke?
" PRICELESS " - “Why are Obama’s critics so dumb?”
" I'M WITH THE ONE PERCENT " - I believe America should be a place where you can always eat greasy if you try!
" COMPLAINTS MOUNT AGAINST MICHELLE O’S NEW LUNCH MENU " -
Michelle Antoinette -
" FAIL " -
GRAB YOUR PAINT BRUSH - And plan to attend
KEEPING IT REAL - in the White House
THE PERFECT STORM - After Nov 2012, conservatives will House, Senate, the WH & the Supreme Court. Time to eradicate socialism.
PLEASE, HONEY? -
MICHELLE WAS A BABE - Ok I'm lying
I AM LISTENING -
LIKE A SIR -
HARD-HITTING JOURNALISM -
"AND LET'S BE CLEAR" - It's not enough just to limit ads for foods that aren't healthy.
AND THEN..... - They came after what you are eating....
DEFICITRAISER - He will send your savings straight to Hell
" SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA " - Hey Girl, I can see your body moving And it's driving me crazy.
" I'M THE ONE PERCENT AND TAKE CARE OF MYSELF ! " - "will we honor the fundamental American belief that I am my brother’s keeper. I am my sister’s keeper, and if one of us is hurting, then we’re all hurting?Who are we?
HELL's ANGELS -
MICHELLE OBAMA ROUSES NAACP -
SMACK DOWN FROM THE TEA PARTY - Sugar and lemon with that, Mr. President?
BORROWING FEDERAL PENSION MONEY - and replacing it with IOU's. IOU's that no one else will take. Not to worry, he will replace it with more money he borrows from pension funds, afterall, its the government way!
" EASTER EGG ROLL 2011 " - " Close Encounter Of The Pancake kind "
CALL FROM MITT - Collect call
MICHELLE OBAMA HAPPY MEAL -
HOPE OBAMA'S WATCHING - How to meet Foreign Heads of State
UNDEREXPOSURE - Wrong F-Stop on camera. Wrong guy for President.
HERE IS WHAT IS NOT OPTIMAL - WAKING UP TO THIS FUNCHA FACE EVERY MORNING...
"LET'S MOVE" UPDATE - Apparently the fitness program of the Nutrition Expert isn't working as hoped. Kind of like the economic plan of her "expert" husband.
.50 BEOWULF -
I WON WHAT?! -
DEMOCRATS IN A NUTSHELL - Particularly when they are compulsively narcissistic! Personally, I think I would have preferred the iPod with Barry's narratives like Queen Liz got...
STAY TUNED - This could be an interesting race.
THE SCREAM - The scream, building in volume since January 2009. Relief is coming this November!
FIRST LADY JOKE - He didn't insult "NO-BODY" not even a lil' bit, not even a lil' bit....
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